Obligatory Bio

These ‘About’ sections are never actually about the person in question. They're just another marketing tool to sell themselves (shocking, right?). So, with that in mind, enjoy this entirely natural, free-flowing bio that definitely has not been catered to woo prospective clients…

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Ready?

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Hello, hola, xin chào, ahoy [a man of culture].

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I am a highly skilled copywriter and content manager with close to a decade (well, six years) of professional keyboard typing experience [qualifications + honesty].

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I have worked with big brands, medium brands and small brands. I suppose you could call me the Goldilocks of copy [more qualifications + highly ambiguous 'LinkedIn worthy' analogy].

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For these big/medium/small brands, my work has directly boosted sales, spiked general happiness levels by 75% (probably) and increased service/product awareness [OK, last qualifications bit].

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In my spare time, you can find me pspsps-ing at cats and taking pictures of said cats [personal touch + quirky creative outlet].

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I think that’s all?

 

Oh, and I've added a picture so you can see I am real. In black and white. Zip-up turtleneck, no suit.

Artfully balancing the half professional/half approachable look [legitimacy + professionalism].